so this lady, Ines Ramirez Perez, was pregnant right? right. so her baby was knocking on her uterus like “yo, i’m ready to come out, it’s mad stuffy in here” Ines was like “aight coo, well your daddy is out somewhere getting drunk and the hospital is hella far, plus we can’t afford fancy stuff like hospital care anyways so i’mma have to handle this myself” so my nigga, she grabbed herself a bottle of rubbing alcohol, killed it, grabbed a kitchen knife, and went to work, giving herself a c section, so she could have her baby. she literally sat on a stool, and cut herself open, to give birth to her son. Now, 3 thoughts come to mind.
1. yall messicans strong as hell boy, strong, as, hell.
2. could you imagine this boys life? sh’s never gonna let him live that down “I CUT MYSELF OPEN WITH A KNIFE AND SOME RUBBING ALCHOL TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU AND YOU CAN’T TAKE OUT THE DAMN TRASH YOU PENDEJO”